If you think I’m funny now just wait til you see me drunk.
Do you ever listen to a song and imagine yourself playing it on stage like totally jamming out then you come back to reality and suddenly you need to start a band right now immediately
*flicks holy water on you* leave
In America you can ship a coconut. Just put an address on it and pay for postage and you can actually mail it. If that’s not freedom then I don’t know what is.